The Judge
Baker
The first one home, and she chose us, not the other way round.
Baker’s favorite activities
- Baker guards her carrier because it clearly has her name on it. She knows it! (There is no name on it)
- Picked her human out of a whole room and has considered the matter settled ever since. The human had no say.
- Greeting fellow motorist on the freeway with a cute hellow.
- Has a heart-shaped nose, but denies having one.
- Has a war cry. It only means she wants to play. It took the household a while to work that out.
- Reigning Fight Club champion 5 years in a row.
Book One
Her story, roughly
Baker sits in a room full of other cats, and a decision she made without asking for anybody’s permission.
I saw the whole thing. I was the whole thing.
— Baker, probably